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Cod Demotivational Poster


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Hunkybuck

Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


CALL OF DUTY - It impacts some people more than others.


TAGS: cod
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Nickisme123

GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:37 pm
COD? huh? Oh My!! OD has gone subway trolling!!
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 5:31 pm
lol.well, i used it for a motifake.. kinda
rerun - March 9, 2010, 5:28 pm

I am amazed I knew that, I have no use for that knowledge.
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 4:38 pm
yeah. but it looks like a ghillie suit lol
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 4:37 pm
That's what my kid's dad looks like. Except I'm pretty sure that green stuff on him is mold.
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
yep.thats what they're called
rerun - March 9, 2010, 4:31 pm

Ghilly suit? I think that is close to what they call it.


LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns h**pockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


MAO - He has a house in Australia.


TAGS: kibu code geass r2 mao lelouche anime death note
Rating: 2.68/5

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CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I goa go too. I dont like my GF riding the bus home at night. see ya
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm Jamaican now. Tree=three, I'm not drinking maple syrup. I don't care if it is one of Canada's greatest exports. That and newspaper.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:50 am
Well, good night all. ROFL MAO I'm not g**. There's a tree drink minimum.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:55 am
That's like trying to balance out crack with heroin...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:49 am
Yep. That and House help balance out Glee.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:48 am
Dexter...isn't that the one about the serial killer that kills other serial killers?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:45 am
This has been a perfect episode so far, but it cut me off in the middle. Hate.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Don't you hate the time restraints sites use. It seems like it always hits me in the middle of a two-parter.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
I recommend anime shipudenn or something like that. Almost every anime there is, is on there in their whole. Currently, I'm waiting 20 more freakin minutes so I can finish the newest episode of Dexter.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:40 am
I hear you, man. I rarely watch things as they come out. Recently, I've become addicted to DBZ-Zone.org. They got a few great series on there.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:38 am
I don't watch much tv on tv, since I don't get alot of the shows when they come out. Usually I wait a year, but horay for the internet and certain sites.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:36 am
You know what was a great Anime on Adult Swim...S-Cry-Ed...and Bebop, though I never got into that.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:34 am
lol I love Venture Brothers. Adult swim gets the best shows. I also like Robot Chicken...but I'm a little ashamed of that.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:33 am
Due to the ages of my kids, most Anime is inappropriate. Due to my age, the only cartoons I'll watch on my own is South Park, Simpsons and Looney Tunes.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:31 am
I like some anime. I'm more about the immature adult shows like Venture Brothers and Metalocalypse.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:30 am
Really? I like Anime a lot. I find it's less inhibited than Western animation. I think, perhaps, you haven't given it a proper chance.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:26 am
Dude, you lost me completely. I told you I think Anime sucks. I didn't even like Kill Bill which was live action Anime.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:25 am
...but he has a house in Australia...Code Geass is a good show. I even like the English Dub, which is rare. Incredibly rare. They nailed Lelouch's voice.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, I know that answer. It's because Anime in general sucks and Anime with incoherent text really sucks. Sorry, Kibu.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:21 am
I don't understand why this is rated so low...
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
It's like an A-Bomb bursting backwards in my brain! Imagine, a mushroom cloud in reverse. A huge and expansive cosmos compressing itself into a single phallic shaped object.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
You forgot the M-80s, Mr. R. WTFO?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:18 am
Kool aid. Fire ants. Video ***e. Fast motion. Hours of fun condensed into minutes of horror.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:17 am
Hours of fun?? I use a gallon of gas and a quarter stick of dynomite. It's over in about 45 seconds. (But it's a spectacular 45 seconds).
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:13 am
This is like a bag full of squirrels on FIRE! Hours of fun.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Or he could be a motifaker.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:10 am
There is something wrong with your head, Bart. You may have A.D.H.L.A.S.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:07 am
I know, dude! Isn't it just so random and awesome! I laugh so hard EVERY TIME I see it.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
o.O
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 5:00 pm
hysterically* too much to type *huff* *huff*
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 4:59 pm
I don't know why, but this makes me hyserically! 5


IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it


TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am
Does pawing off count?


MOTIFAKE CODE -


TAGS: motifake code drink eat ex
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
lol... I should memorize thi5


Atheism -


TAGS: atheist code programming
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oi? - January 31, 2009, 6:58 pm
Nice, too bad that there is no real variable type in C. Therefore god is non-existent in C/C++, unless declared of course.


FACEBOOK - More important than a nuclear crisis.


TAGS: cod4 cod4 mw facebook nuclear crisis
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by unohoo09

MPsniper - March 31, 2011, 5:23 pm
would you...like to play... a game?


NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?


TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is F@cking insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


AWWWWWWWWW - That crocodile wants to teach that baby elephant to swim


TAGS: nice crocodile
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by holymoly

EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 8:32 pm
It looks like a real life illustration for one of Rudyard Kipling's "Just So" stories.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 6:15 am
So the poor baby elephant's misfortune drove you to teamwork? Forget the poster, make a movie. ;-)
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 7:01 pm
got it crancky. still think we can do better with this truly great pic. not saying I can, but WE should
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
hey holymoly, sorry, maybe my comment was a little rough, I do my fair share of crap, we all do. it is just that I really like this pic and we still don't have a great poster with it. but you're right : c'est la vie !
holymoly - January 26, 2012, 6:11 pm
@ suzieq..... did i do the pic justice? maybe not.. best try so far at it as far as i can tell... not so h** acording to the ratings though.. C'est la vie...
crankyhead - January 26, 2012, 6:03 pm
Logicdude actually. =) #120649
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 4:58 pm
couldn't find it
Airman - January 26, 2012, 3:40 pm
I think BoneCD used this picture a couple of years ago, and it may have been titled "got yer nose"
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:56 pm
I was trying to find a good text for this picture for a while, it got rejected a few times, and I have to say in true friendship that you didn't do it justice. no hard feeling though
deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:51 am
thats what happens with no blue zones in the wild.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:31 am
Sorry about the votes hm, I think this is hilarious. In a cruel way. It makes me feel bad for giggling like a girl.


THE BRO CODE - Keeping men feeling and acting right since 1980 something




HITCHING A RIDE -


TAGS: frog crocodile dinner
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:42 am
Holy crap, this is good.


THE DARWIN AWARDS - When there are times when ***CHOMP!*** MRFFLWKKLFLGRM!!! RFFMMMLGMMMSFL!!!!!




Foreboding -




Plagues -


TAGS: crocodiles
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

arsanlupin - March 28, 2014, 12:26 pm
Wow! Stoned Crocs!


ASTUTENESS - Knowing the fine line between self-confidence and stupidity




GODS CONTROL BUTTONS -


TAGS: cods control b***ons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
d*** Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 b***on pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L


HI THERE! - I'm glad to meet you again my friend!


TAGS: putin russia crocodile
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by McGlen

ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awww hell. I like it. 5 pooty putins


COME ON, BOY! - Sit up! Sit up! Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!!




Flood -


TAGS: flood crocodile
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 8:18 pm
Would that be the clean up crew? 5 LOL lions! You got ME on a roll--- rollin on the floor laughin'!


HELLO, SUSAN... -


TAGS: must be some kind of interweb code or something eh
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
I thought that $20 was for me.....weren't you happy with the service?...5 hungover lions.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
LMAO!!!
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
whoo-hoo!! forget something last night Moo+? 5L


REBEL -




COD NERDS - The first ones to die in real war


TAGS: cod video games
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:20 pm

ronald raygun once said that video games would train the army of the future. he never consider the re-spawn factor i guess
the1stCOMMI3 - July 1, 2011, 10:26 pm
hopefully they will


CLAYMORE - I knew I should have put hacker on...




CROCK A L'ORANGE - Yu So Phucked




CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - Just throw a bottle, retrieve it and... Ruuun, dawg!


TAGS: crocodile bazilisk crocolisk bottle run
Rating: 2.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:50 pm
Description could've been Much better, as well as the picture


THE AIRFORCE - Guarding nuclear launch codes


TAGS: airforce nuclear guarding launch codes nuke air force us
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by RnR

Staff Sergeant - February 7, 2009, 5:29 am
and we are constantly out of regs with our facial hair...you are obviously sharp as a bowling ball
airman - September 12, 2008, 7:25 am
because we take nuke codes on civilian aircraft? ur a smart one....


Breaking News -




NAZI ZOMBIES! - Because they do look better on FIRE!




EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!


TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.


MAO - He has several bullets in his face




THE HUMAN EXHIBIT - A favorite at the crocodilian zoo


TAGS: animals crocodiles alligators
Rating: 4.65/5

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heathentod - May 16, 2010, 12:04 pm
thanks!
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 11:06 am
very nice! 5L
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:24 am
Perfect. 5L


HE WON'T - be taunting you a second time




DOLPHINS - No matter how hard they try, crocodiles will never replace them.


TAGS: crocodile
Rating: 3.74/5

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CRAZY CAPTCHA YOUTUBE COINCIDENCE! -




COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.


TAGS: complaints crocodiles swim
Rating: 3.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:28 am
I like it. 5


STEVE IRWIN - After he died, they had tryouts for his job This guy was a promising candidate Until these little guys tore his ears off




DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.




LIFE - This is what happens when you have none...


TAGS: idiots videogames cod
Rating: 2.86/5

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Benlulz - December 18, 2010, 6:27 pm
Everyone has his hobby, i do too game a lot but at least it's not as extreme as these guys. 3 For the effort.


THIS GUY - deserves to lose an arm.


TAGS: crocodile cayman alligator fail
Rating: 2.51/5

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WTF - July 24, 2009, 6:20 pm
WHITE PEOPLE - Always doing stupid ****!
warp_kez - January 11, 2009, 5:14 pm
Isn't that a statue? The eyes look too fake.


HEY - Is that Capt. McMillan?


TAGS: cod4 chernobyl
Rating: 2.41/5

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-_- - July 3, 2008, 7:23 pm
Yet another CoD4 poster that is not funny.


COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.




CLASSIFICATION - Big Brother is on the Next LEVEL.




VD - The reason you shouldn't sleep with Moralfag.


TAGS: code geass
Rating: 1.91/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 24, 2008, 12:57 pm
I hear watching anime gives you VD. I don't want to test out the theory. Mainly because I know real people.


Photography -


TAGS: crocodile runner
Rating: 5/5

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MuddySoapfish - June 25, 2014, 5:39 pm
oh yah thanks for the chuckle 5L


Captain Teague -




Pets -




Greed -




Helpful Hints -


TAGS: helpful hint crocodile
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2014, 10:51 am
Just lookit them snappers, Ralph!


Awards -




Jehovah Witnesses -




No Swimming -




Safety -


TAGS: duckling crocodile safety leap
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sho - April 28, 2014, 2:28 pm
Looks like Mr Gator there is dying to meet me
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:32 pm
Sorry. "Ashson".
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:31 pm
...since ducks can fly, I think Ashton is referring to the leaping gator to look before he leaps cuz the duck happens to be the master of the macabre, Sho...Poor, foolish...Handbag...I mean 'Gator'...
GaryO - April 28, 2014, 9:25 am
Yup, that w/be the obvious thought (yawn). Now, if both said ‘DUCK!’, at least it’d create smiles....maybe.


A DOGS LIFE ! - A Couple Xtra Cases Of Bud, And We Got It Made. Merry Christmas From Cody Woof


TAGS: cody
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2012, 12:38 pm
Thanks woof That's My Spot Doggy-dog.
GaryO - December 22, 2012, 9:40 am
OHHHHH, YEAHHHHH! WOOFALISHIOUS


WAR - There Are Never Clear Winners, Only Casualties




REDEMPTION -


TAGS: steve irwin crocodile hunter funny
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by uceeit

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:29 am
Too soon?...he'd been asking for it for years.
Derek - March 29, 2010, 2:18 am
Also too soon


SECOND CHANCE -


TAGS: cod4 cod5 last stand second chance
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Ex3 - June 7, 2009, 4:36 am
@fatty Its a COD4-5 joke
Truuk - May 30, 2009, 8:19 pm
France during the Second World War, it wasn't safe!
Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:11 pm
Is that like, come and put you in a safe? Or maybe come and put the safety on your gun? I don't get it?


INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR - He drives a chevrolet movie theAter


TAGS: crocodile awesome lol
Rating: 2.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 8:10 pm
Right up there with Death and bunnies
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
Epic. This needs to be HoF!
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 3:18 pm
Is this Safe For Work? LOL
Jmac0585 - December 20, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow. Are online translators that bad?


Collective code ownership -


TAGS: code gun
Rating: 2.17/5

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COD 6 MW2 - EPIC FAIL Connect To XBOX Live on a PC?


TAGS: cod cod mw2 modern warfare 2
Rating: 1.96/5

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Spangle - December 22, 2009, 8:49 pm
Ghost? Wtf? I totally sh** him in the face yesterday!


L.E.O.G.'S ANIME EPISODE - The power of Zero compells you to do an anime episode!


TAGS: code geass lelouch zero leog league extra ordinary gentlemen spill of
Rating: 1.71/5

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claz15 - October 22, 2009, 2:16 pm
omg laluchue (cant spell it lol) could take of chuk norris's mind and make him kick his own a** lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
5 lions for EGD. 1 for this lame poster.
Elder God Douchebag - July 14, 2009, 12:48 pm
Stop posting this sh*t.


JESUS - He wants his box




CLAYMORE - *Click*...




Crocodile -


TAGS: crocodile seat sit crap please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:59 am
On your bum. Chuckle, chuckle.


WHO APPROVED THIS? -




Ali -


TAGS: alligator crocodile difference watching
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - December 13, 2017, 8:23 pm
Now I get it. Dizz tutored me. Brilliant poster ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - December 13, 2017, 4:00 pm
Good one, Prissy! ^!!!! I'll PM later JW!
vulture - December 12, 2017, 4:47 pm
"See you later, Alligator. In a while, Crocodile." I feel so... old!
JesusWept - December 12, 2017, 3:49 pm
Ok, I give up. I don't get it.


NOT YET GUYS -


TAGS: helicopter cod army callofduty military
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 2, 2015, 2:43 pm
Game on me lord! And a 5L for your great run so far Marine.
Reality Lord - March 29, 2015, 6:32 pm

nice. wondering how many will get this.


Night -




Advice -




Delight -




The Perfect Lie -


TAGS: code of honor defending constitutional rights
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 2, 2017, 6:05 am
You're safe 'Cern! The evil furry beast is contained under lock and key, in a cage buried in the deepest darkest corners of my mind where it belongs! Its very well trained! chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - April 2, 2017, 5:54 am
Dizz your dark side scares me, but for all the work this took UP yours


THE BUFFET -


TAGS: gonna be a rough landing so give em hell kid crocodile mile just got real
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2015, 1:35 pm
Not much of a buffet: Those crocs are all prepared "Au Jus". Where's the variety?


No Single Solution -


TAGS: compute error codes life the world everything
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bandit5906 - November 18, 2015, 8:41 pm
Another perfect error code!


Scan Comedy -


TAGS: barcode scanner farm country
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - October 10, 2015, 10:13 am
This is one of the few times i wish i had a smartphone.
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:00 pm
Hahahahaha


warning signs -


TAGS: mario cart flamethrower cod
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:40 am
Unless daddy's a Marine! LOL! Luv this RL! Verrry twisted! 5L!


OXY -




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